Monday, November 14, 2016

Weather... Cooler But Still Palmy! Gregory Palm Farms

Hi!

The weather tomorrow is suppose to be just under 80 degrees! That's what they are saying anyway.

It is cooler than today but definitely more Palmy!!!


It's definitely Palmy!!!

Come see us today at 32266 Rincon Ranch Rd.
or save gas... (714) 814-8525...
or email us gregpalms1@gmail.com

OR WE CAN COME TO YOU!!! 

Thanks for reading !
Gregory Palm Farms
Kinda looks like looking up someone's nostrils! hahaha

Mail Box Palm.... GOT MAIL?? Gregory Palm Farms

Hi!

Mailboxes come in all shapes and sizes but now....
They come is all varieties of palm trees!!!


I think this fake tree is suppose to be a Kentia or Coco palm. 
All weather palm tree.
Dirt at the base.
Looks like a coconut up there...

I wish I thought of that. hahaha

Gregory Palm Farms
(714) 814-8525
gregpalms1@gmail.com

JoKE Of THe DAy... Gregory Palm Farms

Hi!
Palms....
Inspired clothes.... 
Ya Gotta Love 'Em!!!


Palms up the pants...


Palms.... Geez... EVERYWHERE!!...


Palms to run with....


Palms to cover just enough....

Gregory Palm Farms
Your place for palms, and outfits!!
hahaha
(714) 814-8525
gregpalms1@gmail.com


Friday, November 11, 2016

JoKE oF THe DAy ... Gregory Palm Farms


DACTYLIFERA AKA DACTS AKA DATE PALMS!! at the Gregory Palm Farms (714) 814-8525/760)975-4605


HI!

Phoenix Dactylifera Palm trees... aka Dacts, aka Date Trees!! 

Do you have a job that needs these stunning trees?
Do you have a job that needs them Now?
Do you have a job that you are trying to figure out what trees to use?
Do you just like these magnificent palm trees?

CALL US TODAY AND LET'S GET THE JOB DONE NOW!
(714) 814-8525 or (760)975-4605
LET US IMPRESS YOUR BOSS, YOUR COMPANY, YOUR WIFE, YOUR HUSBAND YOUR BUSINESS PARTNER, YOUR CHILDREN, and YOUR COMMUNITY!


California's Premier Date Palm Provider... Call today for pricing and next day deliveries from  the Gregory Palm Farms!!




JoKE of THe DAy... Gregory Palm Farm



Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Macho Camacho Baby... Macho Dacts from the Gregory Palm Farms (714)814-8525/760)975-4065


 Hi~

A MACHO DACTYLIFERA!  FROM THE PHOENIX FAMILY OF PALM TREES.

Macho Camacho, the awesome champion boxer, had 79 fights with 45 wins by knock-out! His 5'7" stand was fierce.  You can see why I nick-named this palm tree after such a great fighter!

What is a Macho Dact or Dactylifera? It's a male dactylifera palm tree that has a fatter and more robust trunk. It has a larger trunk than the standard female dactylifera.

These bad boys are used at our farms to pollinate the females for more amazing palm trees.
 So, these boys are premium trees that we usually don't sell.

Today, a special customer is getting one! Why? It is a perfect substitute for a Canary Island Date Palm IF YOU CAN FIND THEM AND PREPARED TO PAY A BIT MORE.


Our lucky customer Mr. Shiva is getting one today. It's on the truck heading for San Diego for the install tomorrow. 

A bright new accent is on its way and WaaaHOoooo!

What is your dream?
We can help you so call, email or come in today.
Let's see what this palm thing is all about!

Gregory Palm Farms.
714-814-8525
760-975-4605
gregpalms1@gmail.com



JoKE oF THe DAy....Gregory Palm Farms



hahahaha

Gregory Palm Farms

Saturday, October 29, 2016

JOkE Of THe DAy... Gregory Palm Farms Style



Happy Saturday! Joke of the Day!
ahahahahaha

visit us today ... gregpalms1@gmail.com - GregoryPalmFarms.com
(714) 814-8525 or (760)975-4605
come on down!!

Friday, October 28, 2016

Canary Trim Job... Canary Island Date Palm That Is!

Hi!

Another successful beauty!!

We planted this Canary last year and just gave it a trim, a tune-up with fertilizers and fungicides
and it's in prime form! 


Simply Double-G Gorgeous!

What will your yard look like?
Gregory Palm Farms.

JoKE of THe DaY... Gregory Palm Farms


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Gregory Palm Farms

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

JoKe OF ThE DaY... Gregory Palm Farms Style

Palm Trees make you sing better!!


hahahaha
Yay for Katy Perry!
Smiles
Gregory Palm Farms
nice

Looking for palm trees? Gregpalms1@gmail.com!!

Sunday, October 2, 2016

JoKE of THe DAy ... Gregory Palm Farms Style


Start your day tomorrow with a palm tree breakfast!
haha
Nice way to get right with the world!
hahahah

Gregory Palm Farms
714-814-8525

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Friday, September 16, 2016

JoKE of THe DAy... Gregory Palm Farms Style (714) 814-8525 760)975-4605

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT SPECIMEN?

YES! IT'S A WASHINGTONIA ROBUSTA! 

WHAT? NO SILLY! I'M TALKING ABOUT  PALMELA  ANDERSON!!!

Joke by Tori Green

Happy Palm Tree Shopping!
Smiles
The Gregory Palm Farms
(760)975-4605

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

JoKE OF thE DaY... GrEgORy PaLMs StYLe

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN - PALM TREE monkey STYLE!

HAhaHahAHAha


The One handed TaDa....


The Butt dangle...


The koala bear imitation..



the totally cool with no sweat no work....



The best way!!!



I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GREAT DAY!!

THE GREGORY PALM FARMS
HAhaHAhaHAhaHa (I crack myself up!)

Thursday, September 8, 2016

JoKE Of THe DaY... GrEgORy PaLM FaRMs StYLe (714)814-8525/760)975-4605

Hi!
In honor of Canary Island Date Palm Planting Month.. September....

"Here's looking at you, kid".... palm buddies!



I hope this makes you smile!!
hahahaha

the Gregory Palm Farms

Thursday, September 1, 2016

JOKe Of ThE DaY... PalM StYle at Gregory Palm Farms (714)814-8525/760)975-4605

Hi!

Gregory Palm Farms has new uniforms....




Perfect for digging, tractor operations and planting our beautiful palm trees! 
Now, that's a suit!!
 
 
the Gregory Palm Farms
(760)975-4605/ 714)814-8525

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

JOKe OF thE DaY... GrEgORy PaLM FarMS StYlE

Hi!


That's right! hahaha

Thanks for reading!
 
the Gregory Palm Farms
(760)975-4605/714)814-8525

JoKE Of THe DaY... PALM STYLE

Hi!



PALMS FROM WAY BACK!!!

Call us today or better yet... Come on by and let us assist you with all your landscaping needs!! (and a good laugh)
(760)975-4605 (714)814-8525


the Gregory Palm Farms

Saturday, August 27, 2016

JOkE Of THe DAy... GrEGoRy PaLM FArmS (714)814-8525/760)975-4605

Hi!

What is your favorite Olympic Gymnastic Sport?



THE "PALM"EL HORSE!!!

(Joke by Tori Green) 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

the Gregory Palm Farm

We are open today, so come see us!



Friday, August 26, 2016

DRAGON TREES... DRACAENAS SPECIMENS!! COME ON! Gregory Palm Farms (714) 814-8525/760)975-4605 OPEN SATURDAY AND SUNDAY

Hi!

We have some specimens that are A M A Z I N G!!!

NOW, IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY A PALM TREE!  I KNOW WHAT YOU MIGHT BE SAYING... NOT A PALM?

These Dracs are fabulous and if you are looking for a really slow grower, a drought resistant tree with extraordinarily amazing accent greens...

this is the tree for you.... A Dracaenas Marginata!
Check these out!




I TOLD YOU, RIGHT!!!

Absolutely, Gorgeous!

Call us today or email us today. We can definitely talk!!
Smiles

The Gregory Palm Farms

WE ARE EXPECTING AGAIN .... About 5,0000 Giant Fishtail Babies! Gregory Palm Farms (714) 814-8525/760)975-4605 OPEN SATURDAY AND SUNDAY

Hi!

We found this tall Cargota Gigas Giant Fishtail Palm from a teardown a couple months back. 
A gorgeous tree if they had taken the proper care of it.
It was in such poor condition. It was so sad but we worked hard to save her. 

For her last gift to us for our loving attempt, she blessed us with probably over 5,000 seeds. 
The Seeds that we will germinate to continue her species here in Southern California. 
Which by the way, will be hardier for that very reason. 



The Giant Fishtail palm is originally from the wet, mountainous forests of Southern China, Northern Lao and the Northeastern Thailand. 
What was missing from her home was the steady stream of water that Giant Fishtail require to grow.  
In the past 104 degree days in Souther California, it is a stark contrast to the wet weather of the Orient. 

So, if you are looking for Giant Fishtail Palms that will knock your socks off..
we have them now and more to come!
Thank you Cargota Gigas Giant Fishtail Palm! I will miss you!
Smiles


Come see us today for incredible specimens that will knock your socks off!